Canned bacon. Undoubtedly the best course of
The Last Supper, Yoder brand canned bacon can now be yours. Plus,
it comes in sweet-ass camo cans. Hey, where'd my bacon go?!?
For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in
this Country. Not available in any store!
More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and
we're proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on
a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago
by Celebrity Foods (registered Trademark, all rights reserved).
Each can is 9 ounces of fully cooked and drained bacon. Between
2-3/4 and 3-1/4 pounds of raw bacon go into each can. Each can is
the highest quality fresh #1 bacon slices. Cured to our
specifications, cooked and then hand wrapped, rolled and packed in
the U.S.
My God that sounds delicious. A single can will set you back
$12, but that's not really bad considering it's 3 pounds of cooked
bacon and will stay fresh for over 10 years. You
know -- this might very well be the most delicious thing to ever
come in a can. Well, besides this. Here, open it. *POW
POW!* Haha, that was Geekologie brand Whoop Ass, bitch!
